BU: What is your most embarrassing moment? MalHavoc: Probably my bachelour party. It wasn't that wild by any stretch of the imagination, but holy hell, was I ever hammered. We all were. I wasn't embarrassed at the time because I was fermenting in my own alcholic juices (yay liquid courage), but apparently I stumbled into the live entertainment at the bar we were at and knocked over the drum kit. I got a standing ovation for that, and then proceeded to throw up on my sandals when I got outside, with much cheering from the dozens of people leaning out the bar windows. They weren't even my sandals, either - my best man had loaned me them for the evening for some reason. I distinctly remember yacking all over my feet and hearing him say "Ahhhhh crappp.. my sandals!". I still point the spot out to anyone when I walk by the bar. "Yeap, see that? Right there. That's where I threw up on my feet." I still shake my head.BU: Hey, good thing you weren't naked at the time.MalHavoc: Are you kidding? Being naked would have made the whole moment better. "Aaammm ded sexah!! Lookit Mah Bodah!!" *rubs turkey drumstick on chest*BU: On our staff page, we have you listed as our BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell). We know why, to be sure, but can you explain what qualifies you for this title?MalHavoc: I think the title is pretty self explanatory. System administration is a battlefield. If you stick your head up on the internet, you'd better be wearing a helmet. Really, I'm not a bad guy. I might come across as being a butthole when I tell someone "no, you can't do that", but everyone has to realize that, in a lot of cases, there are other people out there who might be adversely affected by your l337 scr1p7. I'm actually more flexible than a lot of people realize. Just ask my wife. Oh crap. I typed the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.