larrystorch: O.K., Who are all of you? Where are you from? What was your part in TO:AoT?...and.....
larrystorch: You are:
A: "Married or tried it out and didn't like it."
B: "In a long-term relationship."
C: "Kinda seeing someone"
D: "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"
E: "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy.

Shag: Laurent "Shag" Delayen, 24 years old (since April 30th!)
Chaville, near Paris in France.
Project Leader and Lead programmer on TOAoT. CEO for Kamehan Studios.
f. "Currently Single" :)

larrystorch: Single.....riiiight..(cough)loser(cough)

Christopher Norton and I'm 18 years old (semi-legal...heh)
Massachusetts, USA
Windows beta tester for TO:AoT ever since TO 2.0 hit the public.
c. "Kinda seeing someone"

Olivier "CoCoPRo" Voisin
Liège, Belgium
Beta Tester, since 1.6 that makes.... long
"Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

Deyan Ninov, and I'm 16 years old
Neverneverland.... actually Toronto/Canada
I've been pretty much since the begging, well since the first public release (a little bit before that, but they don't know about it ;)
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"

Tynan (pronounced Tie-nun) "Dr. Crowbar" Sylvester and I'm recently 16 years old.
Ottawa, Canada. (that's the capital by the way).
I've been on the team pretty much since a couple months before the first release (read : a long time). I've spent that time doing level design.
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

duck and I'm 16 years old.
currently live in Holland, Groningen
I'm a beta tester, a forum moderator and a Llama in general ;) I've been on the team for about a month now I think.
c. "Kinda seeing someone"

daz im 27 physically 12 mentally
Near Birmingham not far from Macadoshis
Beta tester joined about January 2002
b. "In a long-term relationship."
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"

Arnold Kruize, and i am 22 years old
Groningen, Netherlands
I am a TO beta tester, and have been since 2 months or so.
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy,

Mathieu 'EMH_Mark3' Mallet here, 20 yrs. old last time I checked :)
Canada's capital, Ottawa :D
I do coding and mapping, as well as some beta testing. You might catch me on IRC giving the boot to annoying people too :)
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

My name is Scott "eXpendabLe" Hilbrands I'm surely the oldest, but not the wisest (job) at the elderly age of 34
I dwell in the hot, dry desert lands of Arizona... gulp, water? after my unsuccessful attempt to overthrow Shag, I was bound to UED and forced to design levels.. boo hoo.
I'm a team n00b at 4 months or so.
a. "Married or tried it out and didn't like it." My wife insists I select A.

Janis Bode and I am 19
Bremen, Germany
I'm the Lead Map Designer for the team, which means I map, support the other mappers and do work which every mapper can base their work on.
b. "In a long-term relationship."

Kai Kirchner, 14 years old, the youngest BT'ing llama.
Germany. sad i know, but i got over it. almost.
I test, and im on the team since.. right after 2.0 got released i think. should be in the middle of 2001. dunno exactly.
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

Dean "Goldabar" Tat and I'm 18 yrs old.
In a small country town in Australia, a few hours out from Sydney.
I make coffee and serve biscuits to Rich and Desp and their lovechild, Killjoy. I've been doing this for a few months now and on a few occasions Desp has let me muck a round with his version of Ued2.
None of those. I'm the guy on the street corner. Why do you ask? Are you looking for...entertaiment? ;)

larrystorch: I'll mark that as an answer for E

Gerke Preußner aka. j3rky and im 24 years old.
North of Germany.
Im kinda girl Friday and doing things like coding, graphic design and mapping. im pleading guilty for the user interface, the team selection screen, the map resetting system, a map and some other nifty things i don't remember anymore (im just about forgetting all the nightmares and traumas i had with UT in the past 2 years)
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

Michael "Jestah" Bantz and I'm 23 years old.
I live in Denmark.
I'm the lead map tester for Kamehan studios, and as for how long I've been on the team I seriously can't remember but it seems a long time :)
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner" hehe.

the bum in the mirror calls me job .. too young to play golf; too old for most playgrounds
camping in a high tech cave 23 feet under the earth surface
eating bugs for breakfast .. and .. you tell me.
e. "Girls!?!" runs away towards bedroom screaming for Mommy

Tim Crowley, and I'm 16 years old(the youngest team member might I add /shameless rookie pimpage :p)
Evansville Indiana, USA
I'm a Level Designer for TO:AoT. I've been a team member for only about 2 months, I believe I'm the newest recruit.
c. "Kinda seeing someone"

Antti Päätalo and I'm 22 in September
I live in a city with 120 000 citisens called Oulu in the northern Finland
I'm member of the windows beta tester team,have been since January 2002 (teh n00b) and basically I'm looking for bugs from the maps and the game!
I'm in a long term relationship.

Rich Black, and just coming of drinking age...
London, UK.
I'm a lowly level designer, and I was drafted in by Shag to work on TO:AoT
b. "In a long-term relationship." (does this mean I'm mad?)

larrystorch: Mad? absolutely mate ;)

Timo Kuttenkeuler 28 3/4 Years old
Germany
started as Betatester, now i provide the Team FTP Server and Betaserver and test, too; have been on team since late 2000
b. "In a long-term relationship."

I'm Toby Rees and I'm 16 years old
I originate from Birmingham in the UK, although I don't like to admit it. ;]
I usually handle the designing and updating of the website and the html manual, as well as a little be of art work here and there, I've been part of the crew since a few days before Christmas - December 1999.
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"