Jason Hipps, and I'm not as old as you think I am and we'll leave it at that.
United States, Virginia, Fairfax County, around 38.933 by -77.354.
I'm the llama, 'nuff said.
This is a trick question to get me in trouble. Honestly tho, I thought that cop was a prostitute. Er.. I mean... Er... I guess C fits, but I don't know if sister camping actually counts as a relationship...

larrystorch: Dr. Sigmund Freud would love to talk to you

Robin Dowling, 27, aka Nassau
Stockholm, Sweden
I've been in and around the team for maybe 9 months or so, don't remember exactly. I am a mapper and do just that; map maps, not much else.
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"

Cormac "Poneill" Donnelly, old enough to know better (30).
Located in Stockholm, Sweden, but I'm from Armagh, Ireland.
Mapper. About 5 months. I'm prolly the last mapper to join the team.
b. "In a long-term relationship."

Sérgio "R4V3R" Gil and I'm 17 years old
Portugal! I live a bit to south of Lisbon.
Bot AI coding! Ph33r da nades ;)! I've been in TO since 02-06-2002.
c. "Kinda seeing someone"

Eric Rojas, and I'm 17 years old.
I'm from sunny Southern California. I live in South Pasadena, a suburb about 10 miles north of downtown LA.
I've been the webmaster, administrator, a bunch of other stuff, and I used to be in charge of PR. I've also handle the releases. I've been on the team since February of 2000.
c. "Kinda seeing someone"

Gerhard "ScHlAuChi" Weihrauch and I'm 24 years old.
Im from Germany / Bavaria and i live in a small town located between Nürnberg and Regensburg
Im just a mapper & tester, i joined the team some months before 2.0 was released.
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"

Jack Gilson, 18 and still a newbie mapper
Middle Earth with the Orcs
Mapping and 2D Texture Design, for two LONG years since SWAT started basically
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner"

Carst 'Strac' Vaartjes, 25
Amsterdam, at a 5 minutes walk from all cool pubs
I joined July 2001 as a beta tester.
d. "I find a date when I need one at a nearby street corner" See answer 2. Sure it costs a bit of money, but erm... er.... Next question please!

Stuart and im almost 18 (woohoo!)
I am an Englishman currently located in Illinois... According to heisher that makes me a traitor or something..
Goldabar lies...im the coffee and biscuits boy to rich and desp, he is actually the nanny for KillJoy Besides that i sometimes open ued2
Easily C, my right ha....err actually i refuse to comment

larrystorch: Ooooooooooook......moving on....